Ever get emails from China enticing you to buy something? Here’s a really non-enticing note I just received. I don’t make or sell caskets. Not interested in buying, but it’s something to mock! Spelling errors and typos are intact.
Dear Gail Rubin,
We get your email address from the Internet and learn that you may be interested in casket accessories.
We specilized in manufacture of casket accessories for nearly 10 years. We get a competitive price with better quality.
Our items as follows,
Casket handles
Casket corners
Jesus
Swing bars
Screws and other accessories
We can send our catalog for your reference by email. And welcome to send me your detail requirement for the model you like(As packing,quantity). Then we will quote the best price for you.
Thanks a lot and with warm regards.
Best Regards,
Jenny
Jiashan Fidelite International Trading Co., Ltd.
If this note makes you want to buy their casket accessories, let me know and I’ll send you Jenny’s contact information.
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This is priceless. Thanks for my laugh today. I was trying to envision what the ‘Jesus’ accessory would entail? lol
Comment by mountaingirl December 28, 2012 @ 9:34 amProbably a decoration inside the lid – but maybe a bobble-head figure to put on top would be cool! Gail
Comment by Gail Rubin December 28, 2012 @ 9:44 amWow! This made me chuckle. Thank you for sharing! Like the previous comment you received, I too wondered what the “Jesus” was they had listed.
It is interesting too that there is spam email for this as well. We all have gotten (at some point) the general telemarketing phone call or the “usual” spam email. BUT this is a new one for me. Casket accessories. Yikes!
Comment by Sarah Foster December 29, 2012 @ 4:52 pm